I stand directly behind Turyl and make “yackity yack” motions with my hand while she gives her heroic speech.

the rogue, who is just about fed up with the wizard and doesn’t understand why she’s the party leader.
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Can I hug him?

Catfolk Oracle’s response to meeting PC party member’s silver dragon relative. Has since bears the title ‘Hugger of Dragons’, of which she has hugged 2. (via outofcontextdnd)
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Follow These Tips For Your Backyard Bomb Shelter

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He had a point

outofcontextdnd:

DM: A car screams to a stop in front of you.  A bunch of gangers jump out and ask what you’re doing on their turf.

Street Sam: I pull my gun and start shooting.

DM: What?

Street Sam: That’s the way its going to go anyway, so lets just save time and get to it.

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Brujah: “-goes into frenzy over broken CD-“

Brujah: “-throws Gangrel party member out the window-“

Sun: “-rises-“

And that’s how we lost our character with the most experience.

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